last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I understand Curling. That high.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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