a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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