he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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