Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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