now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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