oh god the rape fog is back!
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
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