and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
it was like eating out sand paper
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
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