I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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