I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Randomize
