Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
where does the pee come out of this thing
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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