he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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