Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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