Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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