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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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