What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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