in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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