You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
This baby is an asshole
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I didn't notice because vodka
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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