We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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