I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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