problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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