Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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