idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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