I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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