Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I just want to make out with him forever
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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