ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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