let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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