In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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