Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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