Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Randomize
