My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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