We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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