i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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