Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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