i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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