Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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