I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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