Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
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