when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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