And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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