So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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