no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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