...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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