People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
no you cant smoke seaweed
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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