You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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