you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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