I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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