Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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