piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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