"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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