new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Randomize
