I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I'm bleeding and have questions
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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